So in my 25 years of life, I have met people from all sort of backgrounds and fields....but somethings, some behaviours are common among most of them....based on them are a few theories of love:
1. Board Exam Theory: So when you were in 10th standard and about 10 days before the fate deciding exam, did you ask someone out? or maybe got asked out? Well that's the board exam theory....Stress pushes people to seek for someone who can become their comfort zone...So people end up asking anyone they find even remotely accessible or who would make time for them...
2. New Love Theory: So its been 3 years you have been dating....has your relationship become boring? Have you run out of things to talk about? Are you taking each other for granted? Or if nothing else, there is distance that has suddenly come between the 2 of you? Well that's a green signal for finding new love or rather falling for someone who brings back the romance in your life....Any person who once had a crush on you and is now trying to make you feel special can easily sweep you off.....Most people might disagree but believe me its because its hard to resist and if you overcome it then you can happily keep your old (almost dead) relationship....
3. The Guilt Theory: So now that new love has stepped in and there is no valid reason for ending your last relationship because it wasn't abusive or you weren't being used nor have your parents found a suitable match for you, you have to break-up...let me be more curt here, you have to dump the person! And well when you do that obviously there is a lil' guilt coz there weren't any reasons right? I mean if your bf/gf doesn't send you flowers and chocolates all the time that really isn't a reason to break-up....but well that's difficult to explain...so after you've broken someone's heart and they're feeling miserable, you ought to feel the same even though very lil as you have new love to pacify you......so the guilt theory....Trust me you did the right thing, you didn't deserve the person you broke up with....
4. The Break-Up Theory: Nope, this one isn't really about love...But just a minor calculation to mathematically help you know how soon will you get over someone.....So here's the formula: Number of months you dated someone = Number of weeks you will take to get over them....For example, when a friend of mine broke up after 3 years (36 months of relationship) she took 9 months to get over it all....well this law has an expection, read the new love theory above!
If you don't agree with any of the above, that's fine, afterall its just what i feel and you need not comply.....if you have found any expections, let me know:)
1. Board Exam Theory: So when you were in 10th standard and about 10 days before the fate deciding exam, did you ask someone out? or maybe got asked out? Well that's the board exam theory....Stress pushes people to seek for someone who can become their comfort zone...So people end up asking anyone they find even remotely accessible or who would make time for them...
2. New Love Theory: So its been 3 years you have been dating....has your relationship become boring? Have you run out of things to talk about? Are you taking each other for granted? Or if nothing else, there is distance that has suddenly come between the 2 of you? Well that's a green signal for finding new love or rather falling for someone who brings back the romance in your life....Any person who once had a crush on you and is now trying to make you feel special can easily sweep you off.....Most people might disagree but believe me its because its hard to resist and if you overcome it then you can happily keep your old (almost dead) relationship....
3. The Guilt Theory: So now that new love has stepped in and there is no valid reason for ending your last relationship because it wasn't abusive or you weren't being used nor have your parents found a suitable match for you, you have to break-up...let me be more curt here, you have to dump the person! And well when you do that obviously there is a lil' guilt coz there weren't any reasons right? I mean if your bf/gf doesn't send you flowers and chocolates all the time that really isn't a reason to break-up....but well that's difficult to explain...so after you've broken someone's heart and they're feeling miserable, you ought to feel the same even though very lil as you have new love to pacify you......so the guilt theory....Trust me you did the right thing, you didn't deserve the person you broke up with....
4. The Break-Up Theory: Nope, this one isn't really about love...But just a minor calculation to mathematically help you know how soon will you get over someone.....So here's the formula: Number of months you dated someone = Number of weeks you will take to get over them....For example, when a friend of mine broke up after 3 years (36 months of relationship) she took 9 months to get over it all....well this law has an expection, read the new love theory above!
If you don't agree with any of the above, that's fine, afterall its just what i feel and you need not comply.....if you have found any expections, let me know:)
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